If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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