Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Is it penis luge time yet?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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