Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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