the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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