you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize
