At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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