pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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