omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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