i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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