I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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