yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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