The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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