I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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