my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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