she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
