I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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