i may or may not be watching the land before time
only if we run a train.
done.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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