Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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