i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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