she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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