How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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