I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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