at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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