Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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