my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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