About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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