it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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