Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
drinking out of a sandbucket again
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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