She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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