i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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