You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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