oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm too high and old for this...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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