Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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