S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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