the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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