We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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