North Korea, Best Korea!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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