I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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