At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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