I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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