it wasn't lemon gatorade
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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