Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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