at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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