i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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