i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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