I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Randomize
