Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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