that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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