Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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