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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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