It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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