belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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