when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm at about main and main street
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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