drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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