All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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