He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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